2012 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you’re wearing ‘Beats’ headphones. They’re for fashion, not hearing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

@Encarta_User03/16/2010 15:43I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@WAP_Navigator11/19/1996 11:27Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/22/1999 10:34My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Binary_Boy10/24/1997 09:2901001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/28/2001 05:49In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Ghostbusters_V10/01/2002 23:14Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!