2010 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2010 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2010 Legacy: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Social Media Anxiety’. That’s a ‘Self-Inflicted Digital Wound’.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition… Read More »2010 Legacy: The HMO
2010 Legacy: The 2010 Legacy
What’s the most 2010 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘retina display’ doesn’t mean the judge can… Read More »2010 Legacy: The 2010 Legacy
2009 Legacy: The Green Day “21st Century Breakdown”
Why the three acts? For the band following up American Idiot with an even more ambitious, pyrotechnic-filled rock opera. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Green Day “21st Century Breakdown”
2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the ghost? For “unauthorized occupancy and failure to pay property taxes.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber… Read More »2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity Suit
2008 Classic: The Financial Crisis
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “That’ll be $7.” The guy says, “Can you break a trillion-dollar… Read More »2008 Classic: The Financial Crisis
2008 Legacy: The Foursquare Mayor
Why was the salesman standing in the lobby for twenty minutes? He was trying to “check in” so he could become the “Mayor” of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Foursquare Mayor
2007 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Cake
2007 Legacy: The Superbad
Three kids walk in with an ID that says “McLovin.” The bartender says, “Nice try, Fogell. Get out.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Superbad
2007 Archive: The Justice “†” (Cross) Arrival
Why the glowing cross? Because two French guys made distorted house music sound like a heavy metal concert, launching the “Nu-Rave” era of glowsticks and… Read More »2007 Archive: The Justice “†” (Cross) Arrival