What’s the most 2010 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘retina display’ doesn’t mean the judge can see into your soul.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Problem? No, just laughs!