2002 Archive: The Equal
I’m a judge. I’m just “balancing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Modem Sound Imitation
The class clown who could perfectly vocalize the static drone of a dial-up connection to trick the teacher into thinking the computer lab line was… Read More »2001 Archive: The Modem Sound Imitation
2001 Archive: The Nokia Thumb Prayer
Watching three teenagers sitting in the back row during the sermon, furiously typing 160-character text messages to each other using only their thumbs on a… Read More »2001 Archive: The Nokia Thumb Prayer
2001 Archive: The Ask Jeeves Disaster
The librarian explaining that typing “Tell me everything about the American Revolution” into the search bar would not write the paper for you. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Ask Jeeves Disaster
1999 Legacy: The Email
I’m a correspondent. I’m just “sending” my regards. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Six Days Seven Nights
Harrison Ford is grumpy in a plane. So, it’s basically just a documentary of his real life. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Six Days Seven Nights
1997 Vintage: The Teletubbies
Why were grown adults watching colorful aliens with TVs in their stomachs? Because 1997 was a very weird time to be alive, “Eh-Oh!” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Teletubbies
1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Debut
Yo mama is so old, she remember when Harry Potter was just called “that weird kid with the glasses in the back of my class.”… Read More »1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Debut
1996 Classic: The Polaroid
Why were people shaking their hands? Because “instant photography” in 1996 required 60 seconds of vigorous fanning and a lot of hope. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Polaroid
1996 Classic: The Wine Cooler
A guy orders a wine cooler. The year 1996 sighs in relief. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Wine Cooler