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1996 Classic: The Polaroid

 Why were people shaking their hands? Because “instant photography” in 1996 required 60 seconds of vigorous fanning and a lot of hope.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/25/2011 06:36One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Myspace_First_Friend09/18/2006 23:25I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude03/16/2001 12:07The Dude abides... this joke.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/17/2000 23:47In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Mini_Me_Rocks03/17/2005 20:48... (Laughter in silence).
@Toolbar_Hater08/02/1995 12:04My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@LiveJournal_Deep09/24/2008 00:46Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Maplestory_Kid09/10/2014 01:01@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Mind_Blown_Gif10/12/2001 18:56*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Influencer_9903/15/2013 22:35My followers need to see this!

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