Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of Fortune concludes.
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It really whips the llama's ass!
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I want it that way... the funny way!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
That was intense... and funny!
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