2005 Legacy: The 7-Eleven
A guy walks in at 7:11 PM and expects a free Slurpee. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 7-Eleven
2005 Legacy: The “Closer” Tension
Why were Natalie Portman and Clive Owen nominated? To prove that being incredibly mean to each other in London is a form of high art.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Closer” Tension
2004 Vintage: The “I’m the Decider” Energy
Why did Bush win re-election? Because he convinced the “Security Moms” that it’s better to have a President who is wrong and certain than a… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “I’m the Decider” Energy
2004 Archive: The Sony Ericsson K700
Why was the manager taking pictures of the whiteboard? Because “Camera Phones” finally had enough pixels to actually read the handwriting (barely). Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Sony Ericsson K700
2004 Classic: The Final 2004 Task
Why did the employee bring a “RAZR” to a knife fight? Because he thought it was the sharpest thing in the office. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Final 2004 Task
2004 Archive: The Map
I bought her a GPS. She told the GPS it had a “bad attitude” and she hasn’t used it since. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2004 Archive: The Map
2003 Classic: The Britney Spears “In The Zone”
Why “Toxic”? For the song that proved Britney could still stay ten years ahead of every trend. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2003 Classic: The Britney Spears “In The Zone”
2002 Classic: The World Cup Ball “Fevernova”
Why was it so colorful? Because FIFA wanted a ball that looked like a toy so the players would treat it like one. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The World Cup Ball “Fevernova”
2002 Archive: The Equal
I’m a judge. I’m just “balancing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Harry Potter Sequel
Why did the lawyer read The Chamber of Secrets? He wanted to see if “Parseltongue” qualified as a foreign language for international depositions. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Harry Potter Sequel