2005 Legacy: The 7-Eleven

A guy walks in at 7:11 PM and expects a free Slurpee.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/05/2010 06:58Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Lion_King_Simba11/21/2011 02:29Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@DVD_Collector01/18/1995 22:06Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Courage_Dog08/05/2009 19:05The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Pwnage_King12/13/1996 04:00Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Fred_Channel_0606/28/2000 04:48HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Retro_End_User11/03/2004 00:39The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.