Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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They’d crack each other up.read more »
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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It had too many problems.read more »
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.