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2005 Legacy: The “Closer” Tension

Why were Natalie Portman and Clive Owen nominated? To prove that being incredibly mean to each other in London is a form of high art.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/13/2007 05:29So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Harry_Potter_0109/04/2011 08:19Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Men_In_Black_K12/31/1999 17:50We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Napster_Search07/05/1997 05:02Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Tyler_Durden_Real05/31/1999 23:35Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs07/17/2011 01:01Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Breakfast_Club_B11/05/1997 02:51Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Search_Scout_9906/03/2013 14:05Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Tuenti_Specialist04/06/2007 23:54A classic from the Spanish web too!

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