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2004 Classic: The Final 2004 Task

 Why did the employee bring a “RAZR” to a knife fight? Because he thought it was the sharpest thing in the office.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004 “RAZR & Gmail Invitations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/28/2010 09:32Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Burning_CDs01/23/2012 03:25I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Silk_Road_Ghost01/19/2002 23:46Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Antivirus_Pro08/10/2003 13:48No viruses here, just good vibes.
@American_Psycho_P06/28/2001 17:38I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Better_Off_Dead10/05/2008 00:33I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@PeanutButter_J12/02/2004 06:32It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Keep_Calm_Fan06/18/2011 17:51Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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