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2013 Archive: The Vine Subpoena

 Why did the lawyer love Vine? Because he could watch the entire “crime” on loop every 6 seconds and bill for a full hour of “comprehensive video analysis.”

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator10/02/2004 21:23I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Pager_Guy12/28/2007 07:56Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Myspace_First_Friend11/09/2003 22:38I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Offspring_Guy06/04/2012 15:35The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Search_Scout_9907/11/2014 13:08Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Safari_Surfer12/25/2000 07:19A wild laugh appeared!

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