Why did the lawyer love Vine? Because he could watch the entire “crime” on loop every 6 seconds and bill for a full hour of “comprehensive video analysis.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
A wild laugh appeared!