Why did the lawyer read The Chamber of Secrets? He wanted to see if “Parseltongue” qualified as a foreign language for international depositions.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I see funny people... everywhere!
The highest note of humor!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
... (Laughter in silence).
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.