1996 Classic: The Wine Cooler

A guy orders a wine cooler. The year 1996 sighs in relief.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/09/2010 08:00This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/02/1997 16:32So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/19/2009 19:13He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@RoboCop_9001/08/2006 19:00Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Jackass_Johnny09/18/2004 03:42Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Anchorman_Ron06/17/2008 05:36I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@ODP_Editor_9901/29/1999 22:54Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Troll_Face_Real01/25/1996 03:13Problem? No, just laughs!