2007 Legacy: The Superbad

Three kids walk in with an ID that says “McLovin.” The bartender says, “Nice try, Fogell. Get out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

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In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

@Futurama_Bender11/20/1996 20:16Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/27/2013 04:02That still only counts as one laugh!

@Trainspotting_Rent10/11/2000 03:13Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Beavis_Cornholio04/25/2005 01:40I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Butthead_Uhhh05/30/1997 16:48Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Me_Gusta_Face09/13/2002 17:36Me Gusta this joke. Very much.