A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “That’ll be $7.” The guy says, “Can you break a trillion-dollar bailout check?”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
But you have heard of this joke!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!