Why did the lawyer sue the ghost? For “unauthorized occupancy and failure to pay property taxes.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!