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2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity Suit

 Why did the lawyer sue the ghost? For “unauthorized occupancy and failure to pay property taxes.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/30/2001 11:25The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/01/2003 00:32A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Project_Mayhem09/23/1999 09:40Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Starship_Troopers12/11/1997 14:20I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Ghostbusters_V12/23/2000 22:43Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Talladega_N_R09/25/2007 13:01If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Top_List_Winner04/04/2008 11:39Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/04/2004 04:46We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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