2012 Vintage: The 4G LTE Speed

Why was the lawyer happy with 4G? Because he could send a “Notice of Intent to Sue” before the client even finished the phone call.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

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A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan06/11/2005 03:29Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Pokemon_Blue04/25/2009 23:11Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/13/1999 21:02Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/28/2008 12:50Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@BackToFuture_M07/06/2009 23:48Great Scott! This joke is from the future!