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2012 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron

The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro04/20/2009 03:33Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Full_House_Michelle12/07/2002 15:39You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/19/2010 17:20The Dude abides... this joke.
@Speed_Racer_Go08/31/2008 12:34Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Under_Const_Gif01/03/2013 15:26This site is never finished... with humor!
@Rocket_Jumper05/24/2005 04:20This humor took me to new heights!
@Facepalm_Master02/08/2008 08:10I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Filter_Fanatic02/28/2002 22:01This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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