Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
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Kid: I had a thought.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Laughing is as laughing does.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
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