Why did a grocery store item win the UK premiership? Because a head of lettuce has a shelf life of 10 days, and Liz Truss managed to crash the British economy so fast that the lettuce actually lasted longer in office than her policy plans.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).