Why did the lawyer charge double for a Metaverse divorce? Because he had to split the assets and the digital furniture in a house that doesn’t exist.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Office Drone
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The Two Hearts
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2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
The Final Closing
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2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?