2020 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Zendaya? For proving that Gen Z can take over Hollywood without even taking off their hoodies. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2020 Archive: The Little Moon
Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Little Moon
2020 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2020 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2019 Vintage: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of Disney+ access.” Part of the 48… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Final Word
2019 Archive: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a sea where the lighthouse went on strike.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love… Read More »2019 Archive: The Sailor
2019 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2009.” Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
2019 Classic: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Regina King win? Because her performance in If Beale Street Could Talk was the quietest, most powerful thing in the room. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2019 Classic: The Influencer Bill
My doctor asked if I could tag him in my post-op selfie. I asked for a discount. He said, “No, but I’ll give you a… Read More »2019 Classic: The Influencer Bill
2018 Legacy: The Brockhampton “Saturation” Aftermath
Why the “Iridescence”? For the world’s favorite boyband proving they could survive drama and still make the most creative hip-hop around. Part of the 40… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Brockhampton “Saturation” Aftermath
2018 Legacy: The Steph Curry “Moon Landing” Quote
Why was NASA annoyed? Because Steph said he didn’t believe in the moon landing, proving that even geniuses have “off” days. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Steph Curry “Moon Landing” Quote