2011 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Toy Story 3 win? Because it’s the only movie that makes men in their 40s weep about a plastic dinosaur. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Best Animated Feature
2011 Vintage: The Launch of “Cards Against Humanity”
Why were we so mean? Because a Kickstarter project gave us a “party game for horrible people,” and we all realized our friends were way… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of “Cards Against Humanity”
2011 Vintage: The Sherlock Season 2
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath!” “No, you’re just rude and you spend too much money on long coats.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Sherlock Season 2
2011 Classic: Song of the Year
Why “Need You Now”? Because the Academy was also feeling lonely and needed to give out a trophy. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: Song of the Year
2010 Vintage: The BlackBerry Messenger Sunset
The popular kids looking panicked because their friends were slowly abandoning BBM to use a new cross-platform app with a green icon called WhatsApp. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The BlackBerry Messenger Sunset
2009 Classic: The Lady Gaga Style
“I’m wearing a dress made of raw steak!” “Is it high fashion?” “No, it’s just my way of telling the neighbor’s dog that I’m ready to take… Read More »2009 Classic: The Lady Gaga Style
2009 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Profit
Why the bedroom door? For proving that a $15,000 budget and a shaky camera can out-earn a $100 million studio film if you market it… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Profit
2008 Archive: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition… Read More »2008 Archive: The Thermostat
2008 Legacy: The Space
I “need” more space in my wallet. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: Prince’s Presentation
Why was it iconic? Because Prince walked on stage just to say “Music is magic,” handed out an award, and left. When you’re Prince, that’s… Read More »2008 Classic: Prince’s Presentation