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2019 Archive: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a sea where the lighthouse went on strike.”

Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9605/28/1998 19:46What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Beavis_Butthead02/19/2008 02:56Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Zoolander_Derek09/13/2005 11:12What is this? A joke for ants?
@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/12/1995 02:13It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/26/1999 06:40Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/08/2004 00:11I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/04/2015 14:39Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Linkin_Park_Fan11/30/1999 02:56In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Anchorman_Ron02/08/1995 23:01I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@AllYourBase_9908/01/2014 12:27All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

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