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1996 Archive: The Long-Distance Dollar Clock

Pacing the floor while shouting “Wrap it up, the rates change after eleven o’clock!” during a phone call with an out-of-state relative.

Part of the 39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/04/2014 02:25Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Yahoo_Directory03/21/2004 18:50Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/07/2011 15:34This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Donnie_Darko_8810/23/2008 21:34Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Nyan_Cat_Space01/10/2005 21:27Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Blink_Tag_User04/08/2011 11:47<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Reddit_Original09/15/2004 07:28The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/21/2003 11:23This joke is an Epic Win!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost06/04/2013 17:25Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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