2005 Legacy: The Wedding Crashers Suit
Why did the lawyer sue Vince Vaughn? For “unauthorized entry into a matrimonial ceremony without a formal invitation or a gift.” Part of the 51… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Wedding Crashers Suit
2004 Classic: The Router
I’m “signaling” for a better connection. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did The Fog of War win? To remind us that real-life wars don’t have as many happy endings as the ones in Middle-earth. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
2004 Archive: The The Notebook Tears
Why was the 4th of July so emotional? Because every couple at the BBQ spent the fireworks show arguing about whether they were “birds” and… Read More »2004 Archive: The The Notebook Tears
2004 Vintage: The “Toxic” Grammy
Britney finally won a Grammy. The world is finally acknowledging that the violin screech was high art. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Toxic” Grammy
2003 Classic: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Otto
2002 Vintage: The MMS Fail
Why did the traveler spend $20 on one photo? Because he tried to send a 20-kilobyte MMS of the Eiffel Tower and his roaming bill… Read More »2002 Vintage: The MMS Fail
2002 Vintage: The Chain Wallet Scratch
The heavy metal chain that left deep scratches on the plastic school chairs every time a student shifted positions during the algebra exam. Part of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Chain Wallet Scratch
2000 Legacy: The Gabriel Batistuta to Roma
Why did “Batigol” move? Because he wanted a Scudetto, and he was willing to score 20 goals a season until he got one. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Gabriel Batistuta to Roma
1999 Archive: The Sixth Sense (The Twist)
Why did the kid tell the ghost he was “dead”? Because in 1999, ruining the ending of that movie was the ultimate “Trick.” Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Sixth Sense (The Twist)