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2004 Vintage: The “Toxic” Grammy

 Britney finally won a Grammy. The world is finally acknowledging that the violin screech was high art.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Surfer10/16/2005 13:12You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Web_Master_Flex05/10/2000 13:25I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Saved_By_The_Bell04/19/2009 19:22I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Reservoir_Joe10/29/2013 02:30Professional humor for professional people.
@Daria_Morg10/14/2012 19:16My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/03/2011 01:16Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@WordPress_Fan_0303/21/2000 02:47The best thing since version 1.0!
@Llamas_With_Hats08/28/2001 03:29Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/26/2001 07:31Heh heh heh. Good one.

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