1996 Legacy: The Velcro

I’m stuck on Velcro.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Charmed_Ones04/07/2000 11:50The power of three... laughs!

@Rewritable_CD11/06/2001 06:21I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Winamp_Playlist08/31/1997 03:02Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@SoulSeek_Fan07/29/2004 17:00Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie07/21/2010 22:50Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Korn_Follower05/21/2007 15:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Tony_Hawk_Pro09/09/2009 20:30Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@First_World_P10/17/2011 13:04My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Space_Background05/12/1995 06:43The stars are aligned for this joke.