I’m a woodcutter. I saw that coming.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
That was super fast and super funny!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The future is laughing at us.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.