Why did “Batigol” move? Because he wanted a Scudetto, and he was willing to score 20 goals a season until he got one.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
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The Soccer Mistake
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2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Taking a photo of me laughing!