2017 Vintage: The Blade Runner 2049
A guy asks, “Is this beer real or a replicant?” The bartender says, “If you can’t tell, does it matter?” Part of the 51 Bar… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Blade Runner 2049
2016 Archive: The “Delete Your Account” Tweet
Why did Hillary tweet that at Trump? Because in 2016, a “Sick Burn” on Twitter was considered a major foreign policy move. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Delete Your Account” Tweet
2015 Archive: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with VR. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the stock market (and the dress). Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015)… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tab
2013 Classic: The 47 Ronin CGI
Why Keanu Reeves? For a movie where Japanese history met a giant digital dragon and everyone involved looked very, very confused. Part of the 39… Read More »2013 Classic: The 47 Ronin CGI
2013 Legacy: The Modern Family Four-peat
Why did they win again? Because in 2013, voting for any other sitcom was considered a technical glitch by the Academy. Part of the 38… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Modern Family Four-peat
2013 Legacy: The Librarian
“Darkness is just the universe’s way of telling you to use your imagination.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Librarian
2013 Classic: The Tourist
“Is this the same socket that was in the ‘Harlem Shake’ video?” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Tourist
2013 Legacy: The Website
I’m “weaving” a digital autobiography. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The White Russian
“The Dude is 2012-compliant.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified