2015 Archive: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my reality with VR.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory06/23/2011 08:49Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/01/1997 18:58Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/24/2000 16:03I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Lock_Stock_Two02/26/1995 17:52It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Nyan_Cat_Space12/19/2015 14:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Marquee_Text_Fan08/24/2013 23:15<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Forever_Alone_X09/05/2012 20:12At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut11/30/2004 14:59My mind is blown by how funny this is.