2007 Classic: The Bee Movie Suit

Why did the lawyer represent the bees? To file a class-action suit against humanity for “unauthorized honey extraction without a royalty agreement.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/24/1995 01:11Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Cheers_Norm03/01/2001 16:55Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/29/1999 14:11Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Fargo_Marge01/10/2003 14:19Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@CatDog_Alone04/18/2001 10:44One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Bebo_Lover_0511/06/1995 05:54Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Rocket_Jumper09/17/1999 04:35This humor took me to new heights!