Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
This is why we need the internet.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
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