Why was the Press Secretary so tired in ’97? Because “I don’t know” and “No comment” are very exhausting words to repeat for eight hours a day.
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!