2024 Legacy: The Joker 2

A guy walks in, starts singing, and everyone leaves. The bartender says, “Worst sequel ever.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

@Encarta_User11/24/2011 15:51I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Sid_Meier_Fan10/20/1999 01:42Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@CRT_Brightness11/16/2000 01:47I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@SpiderMan_Peter07/01/2001 04:24My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Unix_Wizard03/23/1997 04:45sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/02/2003 03:25I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Annoying_Orange11/26/1998 14:28Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!