A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving his hands at thin air and trying to “pinch” the air. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m watching a movie, checking my email, and looking at a 3D model of a dinosaur.” The bartender says, “Well, you’re also about to ‘pinch’ the person next to you. Take it off and drink your real beer.”
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I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
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Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Deal with it. This is gold.