2008 Legacy: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the positive. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The iPhone User
One, but there’s no button to screw it in—you just have to swipe the glass and hope there’s an app for that. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The iPhone User
2006 Legacy: The BlackBerry “Thumb”
Why was the manager in physical therapy? Too many “Sent from my BlackBerry” replies at 11 PM. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The BlackBerry “Thumb”
2004 Archive: The “Tipsy” J-Kwon
Everybody in the club is getting tipsy, but in 2004, “the club” is just my friend’s basement with a disco ball from Spencer’s. Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Tipsy” J-Kwon
2003 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Chicago win? Because cutting a dance number to the beat of a heartbeat is the ultimate flex. Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2002 Legacy: The Wi-Fi
A guy asks, “Do you have Wi-Fi?” The bartender says, “We have beer-fi. The signal is strongest near the taps.” Part of the 71 Bar… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Wi-Fi
2002 Legacy: The Ring
“I watched The Ring.” “Are you scared?” “The only thing scarier than a girl crawling out of a TV is my wife’s face when she sees… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Ring
2001 Classic: The Ice Cube
An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing in here that’s 100% natural.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era”… Read More »2001 Classic: The Ice Cube
2001 Vintage: The Enron Holiday
Where did the Enron lawyers go for vacation? To a place with no extradition treaty and great offshore banking. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Enron Holiday
2001 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer squeal? Because someone “pinched” its hardware. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified