2001 Archive: The Scared Computer

Why did the computer squeal? Because someone “pinched” its hardware.

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@Encarta_User01/01/2006 15:01I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@PowerRanger_Red03/10/2005 06:23It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/05/2013 11:47Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Evil_Kermit_M05/02/1997 01:06Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Under_Const_Gif08/12/2012 00:12This site is never finished... with humor!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan08/22/2000 03:00Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Rage_Comic_Fan05/14/2011 00:56FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut01/19/2014 11:31My mind is blown by how funny this is.