2013 Classic: The Pacific Rim Punch
Why the giant robots? For proving that if a monster comes out of the ocean, the only logical solution is to build a skyscraper-sized robot… Read More »2013 Classic: The Pacific Rim Punch
2013 Archive: The “Twerk” Hype
Why did HR call an emergency meeting? To explain that “twerking” at the holiday party is not a recognized form of team building. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Twerk” Hype
2013 Vintage: The Yahoo! Buys Tumblr
Why was the hipster traveler sad? Because he thought his “aesthetic” blog was now going to be full of banner ads for purple logos. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Yahoo! Buys Tumblr
2012 Classic: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Classic: The Scared Snake
2011 Classic: The Hugo Movie
“I’m obsessed with clockwork!” “Then fix the grandfather clock in the hall instead of playing with those gears.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow… Read More »2011 Classic: The Hugo Movie
2011 Vintage: The Lana Del Rey “Video Games” Arrival
Why the lips? For the DIY video that launched a thousand Tumblr blogs and introduced us to the world of “Summertime Sadness” and vintage Hollywood… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Lana Del Rey “Video Games” Arrival
2010 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal”
Why did the intern feel watched? Because Jimmy Wales’ face was on every page asking for the price of a latte. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal”
2010 Legacy: The Salt Action
Angelina Jolie is a spy. Again. She’s very good at it, and I’m still impressed. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Salt Action
2010 Classic: The Boston Bruins vs. Flyers 3-0 Lead
Why was Philadelphia celebrating? Because they became only the third team in NHL history to come back from 3-0 down in a series to win.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Boston Bruins vs. Flyers 3-0 Lead
2009 Classic: The GPS (Part 9)
I bought her a new GPS. It now has a “Recalculating Career Path” setting specifically for me. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Classic: The GPS (Part 9)