2012 Classic: The Scared Snake

What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/02/1995 13:55Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Tripod_Member06/04/2004 09:06Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Modem_Meltdown01/05/2013 14:23My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/20/2010 19:50Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@RoboCop_9007/12/2002 23:30Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Reservoir_Joe06/11/1999 03:53Professional humor for professional people.

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/29/2003 08:33Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/04/2006 19:13The magic man... is laughing!