The official anthem for anyone who is currently wearing a flannel shirt and feeling “Vermont-adjacent.” Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Stick Season” Noah Kahan
Why was the accountant in his pajamas at 3 PM? He told the boss he was in “Goblin Mode” and the boss was too afraid… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Goblin Mode” Word of the Year
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Java
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
I’m “breath-taking” in my VR headset. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the intern “out of the office” at 2 PM? He wasn’t at the dentist; he was busy terraforming his island and inviting his… Read More »2020 Archive: The Animal Crossing Office
One, but the bulb is somehow Palpatine again. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Rise of Skywalker” Fan
I’m “fizzing” with 2019 excitement. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why was Mom waking everyone up so loudly? Because Kylie Jenner did it once, and now “Riiiise and Shiiine” was the only way to announce… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Rise and Shine” Meme
I’ve been here so long that the ‘Trending’ drug has already been banned by the FDA. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite… Read More »2018 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait 2
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