The official anthem for anyone who is currently wearing a flannel shirt and feeling “Vermont-adjacent.”
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
There is a joke in my boot!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I see what you did there. Clever!