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2009 Legacy: The Ace

 I’m “winning.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9812/22/2008 00:51Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/18/2005 19:33I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Eminem_Fan_0008/22/1999 01:26Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@StoneCold_31604/04/1997 04:17And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Warcraft_Orc03/08/2009 17:51Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Me_Gusta_Face08/02/2005 12:41Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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