I’m “winning.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.