1999 Classic: The Eyes Wide Shut Confusion

I watched a Tom Cruise movie that was three hours of masks and piano music. I still don’t know what happened.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

One street interview and the entire internet is now obsessed wit...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

@Geocities_Builder11/06/2013 05:33I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Java_Script_Kid03/05/1999 00:39Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Men_In_Black_K05/30/2006 02:20We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/17/1995 11:56Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Borat_Very_Nice07/21/2014 11:48Very nice! Great success!

@Orange_Mocha_F12/12/1998 19:06Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Charlie_Bit_Me02/23/1995 13:09Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Futurama_Fry_M03/03/2013 08:54Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.