2000 Vintage: The Final 2000 Vibe
Why was it so chill? Because we finally stopped worrying about the world ending and started worrying about how to get our “Sims” to go… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Final 2000 Vibe
2000 Vintage: The Tiger Woods British Open
Why was St. Andrews so easy? Because Tiger didn’t hit a single bunker for 72 holes, proving that the sand is only there for people… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Tiger Woods British Open
2000 Archive: The Low-Rise
A girl in low-rise jeans sits at the bar. The bartender says, “I hope you’re not planning on sitting down, those pants are structurally impossible.”… Read More »2000 Archive: The Low-Rise
2000 Classic: The Kylie Minogue “Spinning Around”
Why the gold hotpants? For the great comeback of the disco princess, proving 2000 needed a little extra sparkle. Part of the 35 Musician &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Kylie Minogue “Spinning Around”
1999 Classic: The Kamikaze
A guy orders a round and says, “To the end of the world!” Everyone cheers. Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Classic: The Kamikaze
1999 Classic: The Eyes Wide Shut Confusion
I watched a Tom Cruise movie that was three hours of masks and piano music. I still don’t know what happened. Part of the 67… Read More »1999 Classic: The Eyes Wide Shut Confusion
1999 Vintage: The Messianic Complex
Why The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc? Because Milla Jovovich spent two hours screaming at God, and the Razzies decided to scream back. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Messianic Complex
1999 Legacy: Celine Dion’s Continued Reign
Why did “My Heart Will Go On” win Record and Song of the Year? Because that heart was never going to stop, and the Academy… Read More »1999 Legacy: Celine Dion’s Continued Reign
1998 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Men in Black win? To show that making an alien look like a human is hard, but making a human look like an… Read More »1998 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
1998 Archive: The Wild Things Vibe
Why was it ignored? Because the Razzies were too busy hitting the big-budget disasters to notice the neon-noir chaos. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »1998 Archive: The Wild Things Vibe