1997 Vintage: The Arnold Joke

Why Mr. Freeze? Because every time Arnold Schwarzenegger opened his mouth, a “cool” pun came out that made the audience want to move to the Sahara.

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »

In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »

Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »

Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »

In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »

Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »

In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »

In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »

Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »

Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »

Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »

In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »

In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »

Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »

@Independence_Day02/22/2003 23:14Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher09/16/1996 11:18I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Clueless_Dionne01/25/2000 06:09Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Pretty_In_Pink07/16/2006 19:23Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Technorati_Tag03/04/2010 06:20Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.