2023 Archive: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer12/01/2013 01:42Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Blockbuster_Refugee01/19/2004 01:58Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@SouthPark_Stan08/12/1999 16:20Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Harry_Potter_Ron03/13/2012 01:00Bloody brilliant, mate!

@SoulSeek_Fan01/02/1996 13:07Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Neo_The_One03/24/2006 22:41I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Hellboy_Red01/10/2015 03:49I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Get_Flash_Player01/06/2004 20:25Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!