Why the buckets and mops? Because they released a song so provocative it made every conservative commentator in America have a meltdown while everyone else… Read More »2020 Archive: The Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion “WAP”
Why did both sides claim it? Because in 2020, “Winning” was a matter of how you cropped the photo of the results. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Landslide” Claim
Why was the salesman standing on a street corner? He was looking for a “5G Node” so he could download a spreadsheet in 0.001 seconds.… Read More »2019 Archive: The 5G Hype
I’m the “top” of the fandom. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why did it take until 2017? Because it takes the military 20 years to figure out how to make a crust that doesn’t taste like… Read More »2017 Vintage: The MRE “Pizza” (Finally)
Why was everything yellow in 2015? Because Minions got their own movie and suddenly became the face of everything from bananas to life insurance. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: Minions (The Movie)
Disney made me feel bad for my own emotions. Now my “Sadness” is having an existential crisis about my “Joy.” Part of the 68 Observational… Read More »2015 Archive: The Inside Out Tears
She’s got white hair and a lot of horns in the beat. 2015 is very “Jazz-Pop.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Focus” Ariana
Why Kevin James for Pixels? For playing a President whose only skill is playing Pac-Man—which is a scary thought for everyone. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »2015 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
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